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Animal Jokes


What’s small and cuddly and bright purple?

A koala holding his breath!

What happens when a cat eats a lemon?

It becomes a sour puss!

What do you get if you cross a fish with an elephant?

Swimming trunks!

Why do elephants never forget?

Because nobody ever tells them anything!

What day do fish hate?


What do call a bear with no ears?


When is it bad luck to see a black cat?

When you’re a mouse!

What time is it when an elephant sits on your fence?

Time to get a new fence!

What does a kitten become after its three days old?

Four days old!

What do you get when you cross a parrot with a centipede?

A walkie talkie!

What animal has more lives than the cat?

A frog, he croaks every night.

Source: activityvillage.co.uk

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