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Doctor Doctor Jokes!

doctor doctor jokes!

Doctor Doctor I swallowed a bone.

Are you choking?

No, I really did!


Doctor, Doctor I think I need glasses

You certainly do, Sir, this is a fish and chip shop!


 Doctor, Doctor my son has swallowed my pen, what should I do?

Use a pencil ‘till I get there


 Doctor, Doctor I think I’m a bell?

Take these and if it doesn't help give me a ring!


 Doctor, Doctor I’ve got wind! Can you give me something?

Yes - here's a kite!


 Doctor, doctor I keep thinking I’m a bee

Buzz off can’t you see I’m busy?


 Doctor, Doctor everyone keeps throwing me in the garbage.

Don’t talk rubbish!


 Doctor, Doctor I feel like a sheep.

That’s baaaaaaaaaad!


 Doctor, Doctor I keep thinking I’m a mosquito

Go away, sucker!


 Doctor Doctor I think I’m a moth.

So why did you come around then?


Well, I saw this light at the window...!

 Doctor, Doctor I keep getting pains in the eye when I drink coffee


Have you tried taking the spoon out?

 Doctor, Doctor I feel like a spoon!


Well sit still and don't stir!

 Doctor, Doctor Have you got something for a bad headache?

Of course. Just take this hammer and hit yourself in the head. Then you’ll have a bad headache.


 Doctor, Doctor I keep thinking there is two of me

One at a time please


 Doctor, Doctor will this ointment clear up my spots?

I never make rash promises!


 Doctor Doctor I feel like a racehorse.

Take one of these every 4 laps!


 Doctor, doctor my sister here keeps thinking she’s invisible!

What sister?


 Doctor, Doctor I’m on a diet and it’s making me irritable. Yesterday I bit someone’s ear off.

Oh dear, that’s a lot of calories!


 Doctor, Doctor Can I have second opinion?

Of course, come back tomorrow!


 Doctor, Doctor you have to help me out!

Certainly, which way did you come in?


 Doctor, Doctor I keep thinking I’m invisible

Who said that?

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