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Funny pupil replies to teachers

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TEACHER: Maria, go to the map and find North America.

MARIA: Here it is.

TEACHER: Correct. Now class, who discovered America?

CLASS: Maria.

 

TEACHER: Why are you late, Frank?

FRANK: Because of the sign.

TEACHER: What sign?

FRANK: The one that says, "School Ahead, Go Slow."

 

TEACHER: John, why are you doing your math multiplication on the floor?

JOHN: You told me to do it without using tables.

 

TEACHER: Glenn, how do you spell "crocodile?"

GLENN:K-R-O-K-O-D-I-A-L"

TEACHER: No, that’s wrong

GLENN: Maybe it s wrong, but you asked me how I spell it.

 

TEACHER: Donald, what is the chemical formula for water?

DONALD: H I J K L M N O.

TEACHER: What are you talking about?

DONALD: Yesterday you said it’s H to O.

 

TEACHER: Winnie, name one important thing we have today that we didn’t have ten years ago.

WINNIE: Me!

 

TEACHER: Guss, why do you always get so dirty?

GUSS: Well, I’m a lot closer to the ground than you are.

 

TEACHER: Millie, give me a sentence starting with "I."

MILLIE: I is...

TEACHER: No, Millie..... Always say, "I am."

MILLIE: All right... "I am the ninth letter of the alphabet."

 

TEACHER: Now, Simon, tell me frankly, do you say prayers before eating?

SIMON: No sir, I don’t have to, my Mom is a good cook.

TEACHER: Clyde, your composition on "My Dog" is exactly the same as your brother’s. Did you copy his?

CLYDE: No, teacher, it’s the same dog.

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